Would I?  I've done this repeatedly at home because I'm a slob

Way to waste the time of all those tiny Columbian children with their tiny Columbian fingers stuffing those tiny Columbian beans

And yet the completely terrible Doritos taco soldiers on

Rats.  I thought they were whopper themed butt plugs

I'd be in that over a Prime, and I like the prime a lot

Kinda glad there wasn't, might have distracted me from the regular Bronco. 

Not as hard as it is to spell license I guess

I’m in Denver!  Pick me!

So you were 5? Ok liar

The correct answer is to ban TikTok

Can you take a decent picture of bad pizza though?

Baby doll I'm 45 and stopped listening to NIN after the fragile.  We used to call you posers back in the day

People do a pretty good job of recording these idiots on cell phones. We don’t need to give these morons another reason to yell at servers

Lol NIN was never metal

That’s what I tell people, it doesn't taste like food to me, and even the smallest amount corrupts the whole dish.  It's almost a metallic taste

That crab would work well in a Honda Element

I really need to proofread more

Green onions are up there with cilantro as far as as I don’t know what other people taste but neither tastes like food to me

I’m the same... But cilantro is the name of my existence and for sure reason restaurants seen to take it personally If you ask for no cilantro and usually put it on anyway

So Jezebel published a story by this “cheese wife” woman and she got properly dragged in the comments