Something something shade tree mechanic?

Poor thing committed suicide

Thanks for reminding that this embarrassing exhibition is still a thing

Aw buddy....

All the yawn of a portly NA car, with the inconvenience of a manual. CP

That look like spit to you?

Ummm... Baseball

I wasn’t sure if they were doing the Elaine from Seinfeld or not

Same

Yeah, mine was also DEA or something.  They specifically said it was a known drug and firearm running route, and these dudes were much more jacked up than regular cops.  Very tactical looking

Was it a brown explorer?  I got pulled over there too

I got pulled over by the DEA on 70. It’s an awful fucking road. I’m 100% sure it’s because they tracked my license plate and I took too short of a trip going from Colorado to WV for a cabin trip.  I gave them permission to search my car and they tore it to pieces on the side of the road

Lol not in ny you can’t. I’ve tried to fight multiple tickets and the excuses they come up with are absolute horseshit. I had a cop get the year, model and color of my car wrong on a cellphone ticket (my phone was mounted on my dash) and they told me it didn't matter

I remember cars in the 80s that would tell you that.. either from a faster blinker or a light would come on the dash, like Honda did with a little car that showed doors ajar and tail lights

As long as we’re making up disgusting pop tart flavors, i vote for Melort

Sell?

Because you're not an idiot

I think they were just going to double Dutch rudder

Kind of reminded me of the stretching room in the Disneyland haunted house. I just watched a YouTube video on it

You MOTHERFUCKERS