I’ve never heard of that Colorado sandwich before.  

I think it probably screws the restaurants worse, but if he’s doing it and likes it, he may as well keep at it.  

He’s been my favorite from the start.  This episode and the one where he teams with the emotional vampire are my favs

Best character in the show

Best episode of the series.  No idea how it got a B

We already have a Jay Leno though

That’s his schtick though. He’s a young Larry David

I had a similar interaction with Ron Darling (beloved Mets pitcher and broadcaster) except it involved us both trying to go through a bathroom door and me almost brushing my knuckles on his junk.

I think he’s pretty notorious for being very stand offish, in fact he seems to actually be pretty open about the fact that he doesn't want to engage, so you're probably right.  And he probably likes it that way

It’s like the ballad of lemmywinks, but more nuanced

Ain’t got no boogiesssssssss in ya butt

Bravo

I fucking snorted

The fact that the best pasta ever, rigatoni, isn't even on this list, makes this whole thing invalid.  I mean, you've got"alphabet pasta"and not even penne?  Wtf

I’ve actually tried that here in Denver, and they usually have GrubHub or Postmates listed. I bet a lot of these places have stopped keeping delivery guys on the payroll to cut costs

Same... A lot of places try to rush you off the phone, mess up your orders, and the delivery people are usually not all that friendly, since they need to get back to the restaurant asap... Not that it never happens with the apps, but its a lot more rare. My favorite take out place has a 65 year old dude delivering my…

Free wifi? You’ve convinced me of their breakfasts

Well.......

I could listen to Deer Tick cover Nirvana forever.  Hell I've even paid to see them twice do "Deervana"shows

Wendy’s nuggets are spongy, generic and gross