You should have told them that before they tried to shoehorn in all those quippy lines

10 year old me agrees

I blocked that rag from my Google news app ages ago

Or maybe fuck you

Seriously. That shit is trash

The headroom is amazing but the legroom is a bit tight. It’s MUCH smaller on the outside than people think.  I enjoy mine, even though my legs get cramped

That thing is fucking cool

90 “street racers” - “check out my obnoxious fake vailside kit”

Someone got paid by the word.  I can't believe anyone is interested enough in LARPing to read this whole thing

But do you like frozen pizza more than take out pizza?  And if so, let me know where you live so I can never go there

Frozen foods are rated on a scale against other frozen foods, which are usually terrible

The places that can’t deliver near me in Denver have laid people off, and may not reopen. The places that do deliver are busy and thankful for the orders. I’m ordering

I mean, the can't just fly another ship over to it?   I don't understand why they introduced the shuttle in the first place. It added nothing and just made the whole idea of the show nonsense

Yeah, that’s all a bit too lazy for me. They’re have to have some way to transfer control in case something happens to the one not actor that can pilot the ship, and the shuttle flight didn’t take very long, they’d have to be able to rig a cargo container to hold people for a short flight, and just do a lottery and…

Two things I don't understand. If they can get a shuttle to the ship, why can't they just rescue everybody.  And, if they can get a shuttle to the ship, why can't they bring another Captain who can dock the ship?

Great. Then everyone's going to slam the fuck out of the door

Complete failure for not including the General Lee

That interior is awful....  

Great. Y’all gonna fuck it up for the rest of us

Fernet is the go to industry shot.  Used to be Jameson.