Fernet has pretty much become the “industry”shot in the last 5 years. Every city I go to it’s most of the bartenders go to.

No the puzzles don’t exist at all. And now they have a whole other scam ad out for it. Hate mobile games

Yeah especially that 2 door picture. That tiny steel wheel doesn’t help

We will emerge from the Boomillenial wars unscathed and take what’s left.  

For real. Jalop needs to stop trying to tell me what I'm supposed to like.

I’ve been trying to get my DC friends to take me out there for years

Muff snuff

Did you hear the one about the vegan who doesn't even OWN a TV? 

I’ll always remember her as Cokey Smurf

Hey, the youth don't vote, but that ok Boomer shit sure is a sick burn!

Not only aren't they coming out, they came out almost a third less than they did in 2016

It was the fault of the 17-29 year olds that didn't come out that came out in 2016.  The youth vote was pathetic

It’s gonna be weird having feral packs of cows roaming around the US.  Maybe this is the beginning of The Far Side

Why do I feel like you're talking about the brutal poodle

It’s small because it will never need to fit 2 people

Allison, you're my favorite takeout writer, but all your Wendy's smack talk is bringing me down, man

Far too expensive

I don’t dislike stick, but I honestly don’t care if I ever drive one again. It seems like most of the stick people fancy themselves “pure”drivers or some shit like that, almost to the point where they’re as annoying as vegans

I used to drive a manual astrovan and it was complete ass.  Or was it a caravan. Fuck it, it still sucked.  Honestly, I had 5 different manuals, an 85 rx7, 84 300z turbo, and a couple of talon tsi, and I don't miss manuals at all... Especially in NYC driving

Trader Joe's sells mini ones