I may have given up on this place if Allison hadn't shown up

I bought an air fryer, dreaming of flakey hot pockets for lunch, them realized that it wasn’t the microwave that was ruining them...  

I just want a damn Chipwich

pretty sure the scientific term is “the Itis”

I feel pretty safe in saying that’s how he actually punches

Seriously, just don’t pull in like an animal, you'll be ok.  Let's not make this an issue

Not one punch thrown 

Yes, but Harryxit sounds like something you’d see on ”dr pimple popper”

God save the Queen

Crackers do love crusting chicken

I'm pretty sure the article was written just so someone would post this

Everyone was pissed at Pelosi for not starting the impeachment process when she had a weak case, now that she waited and got a strong case what everyone knew was going to happen is still happening. I really don’t know what anyone expected to come if this. Just split the fucking country in half already. Please, South, r…

The “Blue Ribbon” inside Brooklyn bowl has baked bbq wings that taste like ribs

Anytimei ever have thoughts about wanting to be ridiculously rich, I remember stories like these about the people I'd have to interact with

You can snack, you can eat meals, or you can snack and eat meals and work out like a crazy person

I look forward to Summer just for the barefoot driving.  Especially on long drives where I can stretch my feet and flex my toes.  Also cold AC on my tootsies

I think it more unlikely to think that people wouldn't lie about something like that.  For the record, I drive barefoot

I saw a motherfucker with a dinner plate and fork next to me one time. Another time a dude with a razor and a cup of water shaving. Fucking New workers are crazy

People just probably think it's gross and want you to put your shoes on

Yaaaaaasssssssss