Not only do I drive barefoot, but usually I only throttle with a couple of toes.  Very fine control.  I'm gonna call you soft foot from now on

This is some real caveman shit. 

No matter how many points you think you have on your pizza, you still live in the Midwest.  Case closed

Don’t you kink shame me

I always rent the fusion hybrid from Avis. Last time I drive it from Colorado to LA to a camping festival with a buddy and it was great. Held all our ncamping shit and food and booze got great mileage and was comfortable.  Not the fastest car but I want trying to break records

K

It is, but not enough to explain the hype.  

I’ve never seen a sarcastic commenter before

The same reason people think it’s fun to tell people what Pokemon they are. Because everyone else is doing it and they don’t want to be different.

The fuck did I ever say I made more than you? That wasn't my video.  Dude, you got some issues I think

Why would I care about Canada?

That probably makes more than you do. Keeping up Volkswagens and all that equipment isn’t cheap.

I only watched one of those wilderness videos and it was survivorman and the first time he showed himself going back to get his own camera I was like , fuck that shit, Imma stay soft

John?  Is that you?

So am I making a peanut butter butter and honey sandwich?

I’m so glad people are finally turning on these BS "save the manual shit box"posts

It’s like the old guys that came into radio shack to buy a TV back in the day and made me turn the color all the way down because they love their black and white TV's, the color just didnt look "realistic"

Fuck that ugly ass van

Coach is waving you in. You can come in standing

The front is so lazy, they just said fuck it, make the door, hood, quarter panel and fender the same color.  Then the black top which doesn't match the neon, and those awful mismatched rims.  Fuck that jeep