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Personally I think it needs to be noted when I bother to put on pants

Well, they'd match, anyway

That’s quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen

Maybe it means that the Chinese are exceptionally smart when it comes to making a life changing purchase?  I'm betting it doesn't though

Stamos would come into our restaurant and sit at the bar waiting to be noticed, then leave when he realized no one was going to talk to him. Wouldn’t pay the male bartenders the time of day. Also dressed like shit

You don't speak for me

Oh honey, you're rounding third

So if I’m reading this right, not only did he tear up the lake bed, but a whole bunch of other trucks came to tear it up more because of him?

I mean, it’s possible the guy did it himself to get an article in Jalop. mStranger things have happened

He waves money and snaps his fingers at the bartenders too

“I leave dollars on table, pull one off for every mistake good?  Must refill soda 5 times or no tip!"

Oh go kill someone else's good time

You should take over this column

I just realized all this in episode 4 and it's annoyed the piss out of me for some reason.  It wasn't clever or fun, it was just confusing

Kum n Go

Watched about 10 minutes last night before I went out, and as one of those people I agree.

Quit complaining. You'll always have water

I have no issues with my current truck, and I'd much rather have lockable storage that doesnt require covering my bed

I hear you, I’m 6'5" 220... Taco Bell adds up quick I’ve noticed so I started paying attention as i got older.  The box itself is like 1000 calories I think. Crazy

Worst party is how quickly the shells get stale. I've never had a fresh one.  And they love putting them in the boxes too