Wait, we're taking the restaurants side in this bullshit?  

All the Doritos tacos are trash

Jesus, that's like 1200 calories isn't it?  I love those boxes but the calorie count always makes me shy away

Yes, the Baja chicken gordita was too good for this world

Lol nice try

Do you mean the acceptable amount of insect parts you can have per bar?

If they touch my wedges I will destroy them

Actuallyi don’t know why I thought there would be a rust on a Colorado vehicle

You assume he's surviving his ill-advised trip through 3 feet of snow in the Rockies in a rusted out shit bucket that no one in Colorado would even buy

As do i

Do you have a good struffoli recipe? My grandmother’s used to be light and crispy, but all the ones I've had recently were soft and doughy

A fat knuckle in the anus while getting a reach around from a bodybuilder who doesn't sand down his calluses

White chocolate’s biggest sin is not being dark chocolate

I hope everyone and their mother goes and supports this place

Scotch. Anything else any you're trying to party

I remember having so many of those rubber band guards on my Swatch I couldn't even read the time

This is why Colorado people hate tourists

Grand junction motels are fine. I slept in a super 8 for a few days for 50 bucks a night and it was comfy

Correct opinion

I will never understand the appeal of these