Also, the Asian owned place called "yellow fever", is that really a problem?  

Unfortunately, it's red

For 4 bucks I'm not complaining

This isn't multiplying the amount of "shots" by the cost per, restaurants add an huge markup per bottle.  His math sounds about right.

What a click tease

More like Christmas Nookie, AMIRITE?!?

How are you not going to include pictures?

Art Basel is completely up it’s own ass.

You just say "Tesla fan"

You make me sad

Like a dalmatian?

How long is that sleeping space? I’m 6'5"and missing my Element, and the eurovan isn’t reliable or off-road capable enough for me right now

Naked Dagwood eating a sandwich

I usually bring marbles and discretely roll them out onto the floor

An actual Dagwood sandwich, not just a sandwich naked after Dagwood sandwiches

Every day

2 big meaty pieces is what I call my nuts

Also known as an abomination

I would Ozzy Osborne the fuck out of that