Or people could actually take the extra 2 seconds and stop.

He can’t do that to our racial minorities! Only *we* can do that to our racial minorities!

I would’ve figured it would’ve been the opposite:

I saw it in theater when it came out. The combination of my boredom and my date’s motion sickness made us leave less than halfway through. I watched the whole thing a few months later when a friend rented it and hated every minute of it. Even bad horror movies are good for a laugh, but this one made me feel nothing.

Who's The Rock playing in this?

Honestly, I have to agree. I wanted to dropkick the main character into the creek like they did the map. When it ended in the theater, people glared at me because blurted out rather loudly, “That’s it?” Wish I had those hours and $8 back.

People seem to hate it when I opine about this; it was one of the dumbest things I’d ever seen. I was between bored to tears and trying not to laugh at the ridiculousness of it. The thing was so massively hyped that people seemed to be walking into the theatres all ready to get hysterical. Says something about the…

Yeah, I’m glad I’m only two of those things.

“Making Copies” guy gets edgy? Nobody wanted it then. Nobody wants it now.

For safety’s sake your on-set Crocodile should always be corked.

I know. Hollywood only uses Crocodiles.

This is what happens when every damned thing makes your orgasm.

Or “Loose Seal” when there’s a seal loose on the set.

Well if it’s gonna be that kind of party I’m a stick my dick in the mashed patatas!

This is more than just a case to one dedicated Mountie.

“We were just famous. Left to our own resources.”

and that’s literally enough to get you a career in Hollywoo.

This is getting heavy.

Amen. None of the people involved have anything to contribute to civilisation.

Same. Maybe she’s a good writer, but there is plenty out there to read without all...this grossness.