I’d watch something like Heroes: Revenge of Peter’s Abandoned Irish Girlfriend.

Which is why his quality of lawyers keeps going down and down and down ...

Remember when the trailer for Brexit starring Benedict Cumberbatch came out, and *everyone* on social media was baselessly confident that it was going to be Brexit propaganda

Barsanti got the arse, but unfortunately we're still stuck with Mary Kate. 

Help! Ben Franklin’s about to escape!

The A.V. Club

The plot should be that Monopoly has Jumanji’d us all without knowing and it’s why we’re in a capitalist dystopia where the New York Times is publishing op-eds about how it should be legal to sell your kidney.

I thought they canned Barsanti?

Given her run of movies in the past few years as a producer and/or actor, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Not to mention the fact that Monopoly was invented to warn people about the evils of Capitalism.

Very mean-spirited article from the same people that can’t get enough redundant superhero content.

Hey stop there? Why not escalate all the way up to the dreaded rear admiral ?

Yep. Going to the “mean girlboss” well, I guess.

Atomic wedgies for everyone involved

If I’m reading this correctly (and I’m not sure I am - I’ve never heard of this person so I’m kinda lost on this whole thing), Oyler’s whole reason for being known is that she writes negative reviews about other authors?

There’s gotta be a Riverdale in Westeros. It seems like that kind of place.

theme song: Knowledge by Operation Ivy

Its actually his cousin Mr PlumpyNut,

*Teacher, preferably played by John Cleese, at front of class* “Go on, Snow! Five times four! Spit it out!”

AI was the turkey all along!