True!

Cheerios only sell the most because they’re used for kids art projects, right?  Because holy crap they taste like the Great Depression when you eat them, I’d rather chew raw grains.

How many cocktails can you get with that Applebees ‘lots of sadness’ card, if you managed to buy one?

Jesus fuck that’s almost enough to make me quit drinking beer.

Look, man, I run a 20 star restaurant and I lose $500 on every single $20 burger I sell, FEEL MY PAIN!

“The game’s technical limitations and lackluster gameplay”

Right?

No, no it’s not.

Not wanting to pay money for something that isn’t good doesn’t make you part of the problem, bud.

It is absolutely not an anti semitic thing to say, I am not labeling all Isralies or all Jews as Fascists, I am labeling their leadership as such. I am not making a sweeping judgement of all Jews, so shut the hell up with your ‘anti semitic’ bullshit.

DAdamJamieson....it is not an anti-semitic thing to say.

Ahh yes but did you have a Tamagotchi?

I don’t think I would blame him if he did though, really.

Associating demographics with the snack foods they prefer can be majorly valuable to advertisers so they can focus their propaganda more efficiently.

Bleachers put out a live album last year that I actually kinda dig.

Look at you bringing facts to a hyperbole fight.

Maybe he actually meant he had a ‘peculiar’ set of skills that encompass ultraviolence and comedy?

He’ll always be Richard from The Wrong Guys to me.