Like a doll’s eyes

He’s just pissed Chase never responded to any of his letters.

“He takes steroids,” says the manager, walking away.

*Dumb ForSix

Jesus Christ. You’re going to Hell. And so am I for laughing.

Boltman says a lot of things...

Blow me. I’ve been a moron long, long before Friday. When you were but a twinkle in your daddy’s eye, I was doing moronic things.

I’ve been kicked out of every one for trying to show my merkin.

No, no, its obviously because of that and not because he was just a shitwad of a person.

Uh, what about when he was at Florida?

Maybe true. But it also assumes that people have a better chance to survive something like this if they’re armed.

While very solid arguments can be made the other way, this is a prime #1 reason to allow law abiding citizens the right to bear arms.

The only good in this story is the absolute STONES the responding officer had in going inside. We will never know how many lives s/he saved by having the courage to do what 99% of us, me included, would not do.

I hope the families of the victims are able to find peace at some point. Just terrible.

I don’t think I needed to see that.

I just threw up a little. Oddly enough it looks like J.C. Whitney was the first to puke all over this.

Can you imagine how many farts that seat has swallowed in 140k miles? 

This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax