The snowflake butthurt over the election just has to be worked into everything, eh?
Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.
I sent it to my wife. Her response?
“How the fuck do you find these things.”
comes with the warning that it can be “temperamental.”
I feel like the license plate should say “assman”
hey guys, i don’t want trouble in any language
Dear Markelle Fultz:
Postings like this are probably why it is good I don’t have F you money. I’d have a garage full of Subaru Brats, odd gigantic barge wagons from the 70's, a 90's Roadmaster Estate with a big block swap for no reason, obscure Mazdas, a Nissan Figaro, and probably a diesel Mitsu Delica star wagon for good measure. Jay…
Cool, so you’re admitting you’re a fucking idiot. Good to know.
“Why does everyone deride mouse fur? It doesn’t look half bad and wears like iron. It will surely outlast leather.”
I’m a simple man. I see a 300z and I click NP.
Taxes are due in two weeks, but if you still haven’t gotten around to doing your taxes, you’ve got a big advantage…
Out of curiosity, would it be better or worse if they looked like ass that wasn’t from the ass factory? Like, homemade ass, or some sort of hippie organic free range ass or whatever.
I’m not sure I have ever cared about anything as much as this kid cares about this moment in time.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! I SAID I WANTED THE RAINBOW NINTENDO SWITCH, NOT THIS UGLY FUCKING GRAY ONE! GOD, MOM, YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH!”
As bloughhawk said, the tiebreaker is Team ERA. It’s weirdly phrased, but that’s what it comes down to.
$3200 for a clean running GT NP. $1000 for the carcass of a dead Quatro? CP! My Garmin serves perfectly as a speedometer and the seller can bask in the pride of ownership of the rotting remains.
Far be it for me to stop the Pats hate train, but didn’t they just hand Stephon Gimore $40 million+ guaranteed, and trade for Cooks, Ealy, Allen, and sign Guy? None of whom are white.
I'm not pretending.