Stuart Scott as Malcolm X is just too funny of a thing to even consider. 

I’d like to know who else thinks it’s wise to just throw stuff into their mouth without looking at it. I don’t care if my own mother tosses a snack into my hand, I’m always gonna double check that thing. 

At one time or another all of my buddies and I have joked about masturbation. NEVER has anyone said word one about jizzing into a sock. Whack off into the toilet with your wife and child outside the bathroom like a real man. 

Thank you! People still TALK about a lot of old fogies, that doesn’t make them Top-5 famous. People talk about Charles Lindbergh and the Wright brothers, but nobody actually gives a fuck about those guys. And the Wright brothers PIONEERED the thing that Earhart is famous for. Total piss take. 

DEFINITELY not baseball. I was the worlds biggest baseball fan growing up, and now? I could give the flyingest of fucks. 

YEAH JEETS

Juuuuuuuust a bit outside 

My wife and I still joke about his Katie Couric interview when she asks him if he’s gay. His classic, “Far from it. Faaaar from it.” response is so ridiculous. 

I’ve always felt the local numbers are great because a bunch of olds turned on the game and promptly fell asleep 

Ah! Was just wondering when I’d see another Ratto piece. Well done, and right on point. Why wouldn’t Manfred stir up the ideas and let other bat them around, and if something is super popular, he’d look like a hero for implementing it, with no risk of looking like a buffoon for coming up with a dumb idea himself. But…

I’d say maybe one day having the same helpless feeling that Andy surely had when trying to help his adult son survive addiction would be fair turnaround.

Doesn’t Adam Vinatieri have a living breathing relative that can try out? 

Cop Land!! I gave you a chance to be a real NFL kicker, and YOU BLEW ITTTT!!!!!

The Southern Browns sounds like a really crappy nickname. All the puns intended 

Don’t forget Michael Turnstile. Just because he’s 1-AA doesn’t mean he can’t play. 

The guy out of East West Alabama Tech, Charlie Overthrow, looks like a legit prospect 

Hey, Bruce Lee said he’d fear the man who’s practiced one kick 10,000 times more than the man who’s practiced 10,000 kicks one time each. So, all the Bears need to do is find a guy who can hit from 42 yards, and never attempt a FG at anything other than 42 yards. Honestly can’t be any worse, or dumber, that what…

That’s complete bullshit in Massachusetts, where our highways are so old and overwhelmed that all lanes are clogged at all times. There is no option to pass and then get back over. There is just the bumper to bumper hellscape of 95 and 93 in rush hour, which is really like 6am-11am and then 2pm-7pm. 

No that’s 100% real 

Well this was all well and good but now Fake Berthiaume’s account is suspended. A fun time never goes unpunished I suppose