What curve? The earth is flat, isn’t it?

Wrong! Some types are cleaner than others. That’s like saying all beer is the same. Hell not all bottled water is the same, and that’s WATER 

Came here for this. Not sure why using living things as a toy for (violent) play is being celebrated. This kid will probably be torturing cats in a couple years. 

Yeah I had been hoping to get the scoop but (finally) had come to realize Drew’s medical history is none of my fucking business 

Man.. I’m 38 and until the last year or so felt pretty invincible as you said. I had some health shit come up that is only a blip compared to your experience, and I’m a nervous wreck. I’m glad you lived and have writing to help you navigate the whole thing.

I’d be a lot more into these hats if they weren’t all flat brim. I look like a moron in hats like that. Some people look cool, but not 38 year old white dads. 

I’d be a lot more into these hats if they weren’t all flat brim. I look like a moron in hats like that. Some people…

I would 

MUST BE NICE!!! 

Is he a dirtbag? You know him personally?

You could say this game is a part of our past, John Olerud’s Helmet. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. 

I was wracking my brain trying to remember Devendorf. I’ll never know why. 

How exactly does a writer work a shift, anyway? Isn’t writing more of a spur of the moment thing, or at least not something that can be turned on and off? 

I’ve always wondered what the team does/can do when a player (especially a relative nobody) blows off an event. Like, you can’t just cut the guy, right? Like what punishment can a team even dole out? MORE crappy events to appear at? Less? 

Kyrie’s gonna leave, Davis won’t resign if we trade for him, Tatum, Brown and Rozier all think they’re top 15 when they’re really not (yet anyways) and Coach Geewillikers doesn’t seem to have the balls to step to any of these guys and get then to listen. They’re fucked. 

@ventedpeen is a great handle - highlight of the article IMO 

It’s not even just the videos. I had on Peppa Pig for my daughter once, and a commercial came on. It was like a ten minute video talking about Muslim and Christian women and all this weird shit. Freaked me the fuck out. 

YouTube is a wasteland. Take your algorithms and go fly into the sun. I’m sure I can find a video somewhere else that shows me how to fix my goddam lawnmower. 

It’s because baseball is also boring, unless its the divisional round or later. And I grew up a hardcore fan - I just don’t have 3-4 hours a night for half the goddam year to watch one of the season’s fifteen Sox/Twins games on a Wednesday night in shitty weather in May. Wake me up when the playoffs are coming.

I don’t know. I feel like this is how baseball was played in the 70s and 80s and you had guys going 130+ pitches all the time, nobody was up in arms about pitching too fast and I don’t recall any huge wave of injuries etc. 

Is an ass pie some hyper specific sexual move? Or just a hairy b hole?