Her no-boundaries attitude is pretty obnoxious when she talks, but it makes her a good listener. All sorts of people seem comfortable talking openly with her; it’s like she can level with anybody.

I have yet to see anything even vaguely compelling or amusing from her. I only know her as “that chick who’s about my age, thinks she’s a comedian, and is always posting half-naked photos.” Basically, like “blonde Kim Kardhashian with a slightly larger vocabulary and a ‘COUGAR LYFE’ tattoo.”

I’m so over her.

Unless that fur is fake, that look needs to go on the worst dressed list.

Pictures of open-toed shoes where the woman’s toes hang over the edge? Makes me want to scream. If you’re a celebrity, get a shoe that fits. I’m a broke, non-celebrity and even I can manage that much.

sheis wearing pijamas

Rihanna is just so pretty. Sometimes when I’m caught up in admiring her fierceness I lose sight of it. But she really has a sweet face.

If you still miss the time when Deadspin took over Jezebel for April Fools’ Day

Many, many users have requested a block feature many, many times. For years now. I don’t think it’s going to happen.

It was such a fun day! I had two full sites to read so it meant I did nothing else all day, but so worth it.

Is everything back to the way it was before yesterday? I’m a little sad because it was fun having Deadspin hosting.

Ugh. Trying to figure out why Madonna’s kids should have to stay in her house when she is not there. What is the point of your custody time if that is the case? Let em stay with the parent who has time to spend with the kid/s. Duh.

LOL.

Puuuhleeeeaaaase make this a regular thing it has given me more joy than I had any right to expect even on a Friday

Laughed a ton today but the article about ALL made me realize that the Deadspin staff has a unique and thoroughly cultivated skill in fleshing out bs after all the years covering with the NFL. I need more of this in the non-sports world!

oh my god, it’s been GLORIOUS. I legitimately spent my entire day refreshing Deadspin and it wasn’t even for Adequate Man.

Brad Pitt is hot, don’t get me wrong. But seems like if you went out with him, he’d spend a while making sure his necklace matched his socks, know what I mean? Whereas Idris Elba - it seems like he’d just TAKE you. Like I’d just MELT and be done with. Those arms, my god, I just can’t... it’s like he’d kill you in bed,…

Fuck off, this was great. Both sites.

I would like to thank all of you for making me completely unproductive today.