You haven’t sucked up quite so hard to uninteresting Hollywood offspring since your piece on Lilly-Rose Depp.

I just wish they’d close their mouths.

Fucking relax.

It’s exhausting being outraged all the time, and constantly letting perfect be the enemy of good.

anyone else just...really tired,

It’s still the case that she sold the shirt to capitalise on her latest reality TV moment, so it’s still stomach-churning that her moment involved someone else death and a co-star’s grief.

Can I be your Lady-in-Waiting, because yeah, me too.

Thanks for the reply. I’m steamed like limp broccoli, because the line came from misunderstood news of the death of someone I happen to really love (Bowie). It’s sad that David Gest has passed, and i’m glad she did take the shirt down after hearing the news. I’m queen of overeaction I suppose.

One of the hallmarks of a movie about murderers who invade “nice” families (think Fatal Attraction, The Good Son, and Obsessed)

She had a fucking David is dead shirt. Sweet god I want to smack the stupid out of her.

As long as they are not receiving additional financial/tax benefits that are afforded to married couples, and all involved are consenting adults, I really see no problem with this at all. Aside from the sex, etc., if they aren’t legal marriages, how can this be viewed by the law as being different than adult roommates…

I have flowers woven into my hair and a Latin motto scrolling somewhere. Also, a fawn.

Well most teenagers aren’t super self aware, but most famous ones take it a whole new level. Plus the K clan doesn’t seem to do awareness, self or otherwise.

I think she’s actually just dumb

add a laptop and a few cats and that’s my work-from-home life.

Pre-Raphaelites, man.

I always look like someone who ate toast in bed and just brushed out the crumbs before her boyfriend came back.

“Brought to you by the same people who brought you Hysteria. Sign up now for a special two for one offer. Ladies, you can stay in bed for six to eight weeks. Wink wink”

Paris really is beautiful. Those eyes. I really hope that she stays healthy and happy.