Well you’re freakin condescending, Jesus Christ dude. People have opinions....lots of people were talking about the Angelina/brad movie thing being pretentious and self indulgent, and I didn’t think they were all pieces of shit for having an opinion about a female who is an entertainer.

More just a curious poll, but does anyone else find her sort of insufferably pretentious?

I love Jez but they need a proofreader desperately. #hireme

“a mother who’s daughter is ...”

Thank you!!!! I made it in a springform pan (thanks for the idea Martha), which makes for a really striking looking final product.

FEED ME, SEYMOUR

You’ll know it’s authentic Dutch Apple Pie if you find a wooden shoe in it.

Right? People are only sucking your nuts because your nuts are constantly in their face. Hide your nuts if you don’t want them sucked.

Cherry pie is very, very good. I am also fond of a good peach pie, and pear, strawberry, raspberry... Apple is #1, but pie, as a general thing, is good!

And it is NOTHING new or out of character. Neither is the lying.

She’s probably better than the other ones, but, like, if I had to choose between keeping my shit and getting Khloe Kardashian in exchange for it, I’d be getting myself a great big fucking sandbox.

I mean how do those people even know the inanities of her life???

nope- she gets NO pass on this. it isn’t PETTY. The person/bakery who REALLY produced those delicious looking desserts deserved a PLUG from that useless cow- instead of said cow taking credit for someone else’s hard work.

Please post your address and a time in which you will NOT be home so that I can come and steal Miss Ava away! ;-)

Because they share of love for Disney? They play freaking Snow White and Prince Charming for a living.

Kourtney is my husband’s favorite Kardashian.

What the world needs now..is love, sweet love...and MORE PUPPIES!!!

People really resent him from not being the teenager he was 30+ years ago, don’t they. He’s 52. He doesn’t even look bad for 52.

“Hey guys, we’re against rape culture, but here’s some screen grabs of a real persons rape. Enjoy. Also please share the link so we can get lots of clicks!”

WTF. Why are you distributing these images in this post, and via Twitter?!?! It’s completely insensitive to your readers and to the victim. You’ve been click-bait for some time, but this is just disgusting.