Mmm, doesn’t sound familiar. I was a funny little Beany and Cecil fanatic-thing in Wauwatosa Wisconsin, back in the day. Truthfully, I was a Dishonest John fan: I always felt sorry for the villians. Explains a lot of my later dating choices.

Funny. When I was little, I thought she was named Kukla Frannenolli (Italian!) and the puppets were unnamed. Really, truly.

she found out he’d been having “romantic rendezvous” with this Kuklis woman— Any relation?

Is this me being punished for requesting a KARDASHIAN FREE WEEK on Jezebel?

There’s something to be said for the golden oldie

Trade her what?

Khloe Kardashian has called 2015 “the worst year” of her life.

And a Happy Thanksgiving to you.

Today we give thanks for a Mark Shrayber Dirtbag.

I don’t want to respond to her directly but Jesus, the way some of the writer’s on this site respond to the people who are fans and read this site religiously is off the charts insanely rude. Like sorry, you can’t have an opinion about anything we write about or any of the changes that go down here! Why even have a…

Everything about this album screams disaster. Can she just toss this brick and start over already?

So over rated.

here is my two cents nobody asked for: Not quite sure why the Unicorns can’t just form their own Girl Scout troop and do outdoor stuff with girls their own age. The whole point of these organizations is to develop skills and friendships among a gender-specific peer group. If you don’t want to participate according to…

I love a guy who is this secure in his masculinity and sexuality. A lesser guy would’ve been offended at the suggestion that he dress up like a woman and dance around like some kind of fag.

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

Wondering how many of the comments will be a version of yours: “your mother’s experience is likely unrepresentative. Instead of listening to her story, let me tell you about these other awesome nuns I know.”

Plus I think it should be kept tucked away when not in the privacy of one’s home.

weather you like it out or not