I liked “...which they had failed to do so in the past.” JE is nothing if not reliable.

Where did she think he was all this time? Waiting to be found by her perhaps?

Add fresh apple slices and champagne vinaigrette to that and you’ve got the pre-made salad at my King Soopers, which is in NO way a slam to you. I eat that stuff like it’s my last day in earth.

I think so, too. It was refreshing (in its own very special way), plus...it seems as if the Deadspin folks have spell-checkers and punctuation-checkers and grammar-checkers for those of us who notice such things. Fact-checkers? Not so important to me.

“The Seven Samoyeds...” Dunt-dunt-duuuh.

Oh, goodgod, Idris Elba just needs to stop. I’d say that Brad Pitt was too beautiful but Idris is on a whole other level, not as beautiful but much more relatable.

Oh, so many “Kiss Me” spots!

Ativan and a good husband (and a dog, but that’s just me) make for a pretty nice life. :-)

Uh-oh. Don’t let ThisIsMyThirdName see this; she’s had a little problem with the poh-leese recently.

And I think you could be suffering from the stress of being put in the position of having to come up with a Third Name. I’d bring you alcohol if I could.

Yeah, but that’s a damn fine husband you got there.

Took me a couple seconds...

It’s not his face I’d be looking at.

I’d say this was pretty close...

In the process of changing my Directives as we speak.

And she’s doing the manspreading...

That little girl on the right knows exactly what’s going on and is prepared to make a run for it.

This causes me to wonder about the angles involved when giraffes mate. All elbows and knees and necks is how I see it.

Welcum.

I think catholic guilt plays a huge part in this opinion; that shit can fuck you straight up. Not that I agree with the opinion; I can just understand where it may be coming from.