That’s an interesting point to make. Our standards are depressingly low. I really do hesitate to state it this way, but “back in my day” (which doesn’t make it better, just different)—if I recall correctly—it seems as if we expected better from people in general, an expectation that’s incredibly naive now given all…

Damn, I forgot about him! But I did have a dog named Bill, so I’ll go with the canine version.

And a couple months ago, those shits in Norman, OK? Tanner, Chase, Sage and Hunter. If I were of child-bearing age again and if I had a boy, I’d go with Bill or Jack, just to be on the safe side. (And I honestly don’t mean to make light of this situation, which is horrific. It’s just these names ...)

I want to know how anyone moves around in a room like that. It’s just about the size of my dorm room in college.

I picture something along the lines of Yolanda Foster’s fridge.

“...some woman working backstage who kept getting caught off-guard by Ariana jumping on her...”

That Kardashian person has run off with my floor lamp and put it in her bathroom. It looks a little worse for wear, too. :-( Snort.

Agree. What I learned from this whole thing is that, if there’s going to be something on which readers vote, instructions should be made clear. I’m betting that, in a group of 10 voters, only 2 would be voting with the same criteria in mind. Were we voting on what was going to bring down civilization as we know it?…

My favorite of hers has always been “Enough.”

Re that lede photo: There’s a coupla real firecrackers! Although, if I was engaged to either one of them, I’d probably look like that, too.

The thing I found mildly interesting about that was the $7 million price tag on the ring. Vanessa’s got him by the short ones for a lot of stuff for sure.

Yep, we’re in this together.

I recall being creeped-out by a lot of the husbands and oftentimes just staring at the TV slack-jawed...but, boy, did I love that show! I think I watched it much like I watch “Vanderpump Rules” now.

And John Astin was in the movie version of “West Side Story!”

Oh, my gosh, I loved Tattle Tales! Way, far back in the day, Bert Convey was on my Free List. Probably still would be if he wasn’t dead.

Cisco Adler

This is making me do a little Happy Dance and the dog just left the room (because of me, not the music).

Those people can go straight to whatever passes for hell these days. Who the fuck slaps a horse?

I got $68/month so I’m thinking I should’ve just gone for the Safeway bag boy.

Whew. She has no control of her voice at all. What a mess she is.