Warcraft then Towlie.

But the cocaine was terrific. I read that somewhere.

I’m betting it wasn’t a typo.

Who is more foolish, do you think: Us for pointing out the error or “them” for not fact-checking/proofing? If I wasn’t so uninspired, I’d offer to do either for free.

Good lord, that one on the far left is a piece of work, isn’t it? How do they do that?

I’m curious about which town in Colorado this item references. Just for the sake of ... oh, I don’t know ... the facts?

So you don’t approve of Kate’s eyeliner? Do you really “...wish someone would let her know just how much better she would look without it?” The idea of someone walking up to her and imparting this valuable bit of wisdom is really that important to you? Wow.

I read that as “The Boys in the Band” and was so very confused for a minute or two.

James in a baggie with the top tied off deposited in a trashcan is a very real dream of mine.

Ha! No first shift editors!

“I can only hope to look as good as [Tiegs] does at 68...”

I don’t think making sense is anywhere in his job description.

I once heard him say that he always carries $50,000 cash (I think that’s the amount) on him in case he needs to make a down-payment on a car. Cracked me up.

LOL! No, I was “stopped” in the “not moving” sense. Both times just in my car in my driveway, just sort of sitting there. :/

Damn...I think I might’ve been tempted to say ,”Yes. I seldom do anything for myself. Dealing with this phone & you is going to require a nap and a stiff drink.” I’ve discovered a person who is in, shall we say, their golden years can do/say the most inappropriate things as long as there’s a clear getaway plan. I…

This sent me into a fit of giggles sort of like when you’re at a funeral & know you need to be solemn but can’t. Taking umbrage at “precious cargo” is the best!

Two things have smashed into the side of my car—a Border Collie running at breakneck speed and a little girl on a tricycle who evidently had a land speed record she needed to shatter. Both times I was stopped and both times dog and child shook it off and went about their business. This was in 1968 and I’m thinking I…

Agreed. Sometimes you gotta be smarter than the boob. A firm hand, stern tone of voice and weapons-grade bra material will give you a decent head-start along with vigilance, always. It’s exhausting.

I got you. Sloppy, lazy, uninteresting, over-indulgent and so, so boring. Why do they even waste everyones’ time? JES’ll be sure to fawn over the mess with oh-so-many words, that’s guaranteed. It’s pointless and exhausting. The absence of a hundred inevitable “YAAAAAAAAAAS, QUEEN”s is a little disconcerting, though.…

Julia Roberts is among “Hollywood’s Best?” I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree on that one. Shudder.