I’m 70 years old & still flinch/duck when my damn mother raises her hand or arm quickly. She used to back-hand me across the face while driving me to school, all the way up to when I finally got my license. That shit inflicted by a parent in a closed space stays with you.

That lady in the lede photo looks like how I imagine Elizabeth Moss’ looks will settle in about 25-30 years, which is to say...pretty good.

Looks like Michael Keaton to me.

Why not both?

Well, I think he seems pretty sweet but was admittedly put off my game by the Bananas Foster. That’s some pairing right there.

It might help you to know that she’s a mess but, in accordance with your implied wish, I’ll say no more.

It looks like they’re at the Food Court.

Makes sense...or as much sense as can be made of these people. Thanks!

Wait. If “Kim warns Caitlyn that this (VS) is the one fashion show she needs to go to, because it’s a huge deal. Caitlyn is thrilled for her child and decides to go...” then why is everybody pissed at Caitlyn for doing what Kim told her to do? Seems as if those people should be yelling at Kim for issuing the orders.

And she’ll never, ever be any good...

Thaaaaaanks! Whew!

She posted a Trapt song on Sunday that had the lyric, “This is not where you belong...” I hope it didn’t mean she was going to disappear (or, more sensibly, depart for greener pastures where there are proof-readers and fact-checkers).

I love my family and am especially fond of the dog but am beginning to wonder if there is really anyone more perfect than you. And Boob-Punch Tina. If I could just get Butters back, I’d be a happy Murray.

Oh, lord. Boston Blackie.

So should we all, but how will we know?

The daughter (grand-daughter?) of Paul Reiser’s character in Diner. Wouldn’t that be great?!

We’re involved with MFA but it just seems that our little drop in the bucket is only...a drop in the bucket! We’ll never have all the money it’d take & sometimes it feels like one step forward, 100 steps back. :-( I need to go kiss a dog!

This is so damn depressing. Here I’m thinking I’m doing a Good Thing when I assign my Amazon purchase points to the ASPCA and now I find out there’s only one of these beautiful animals left in the US. All the more reason to hit Power Ball, although I’m sure that all the money in the world couldn’t stop idiots from…

I swear that a couple years ago, I saw/heard the words, “My real dad...” come out of Khloe’s mouth during one episode. The problem is that I have no idea anymore what the context was.

Ha! Me, too, except my reason was weak ankles. So, no career as a ballerina or ice skater. Sometimes I could barely walk but I think Cuervo Gold had a lot to do with that!