My take on this is that it’s “antics like this” that got her & keep her in the spotlight, so she’s just following the money. Mind you, I’m in no way defending this twit; she’s just being herself and seems to be proud of it, which is just beyond me. I think they’re all idiots.

Mygod, that is one beautiful pecan pie!

Here’s something to get yourself worked up about: I have a reputation around these parts (i.e., my family) for making both the best cherry pie AND the best apple crumb pie (referred to, in both cases, as “pah” by Mr. Murray_Present) ever, anywhere. As was mentioned elsewhere on Jez today, my cherry pie LOOKS like the…

Back in ‘79, I got $68/month for my daughter, when I got anything. My weenie of an attorney said, “Well, your ex gets all his money under the table; you’re lucky to get that.”

Young Miss Ava says, “Hey.”

Ohholygod, this made me laugh. Thank you!

R-a-g-g-m-o-p-p!

Weren’t we funny little things?! You didn’t happen to listen to a show called “Big John and Sparky,” did you?

When I was little, I could never figure out who that 3rd character was because I was under the impression that the woman was KuklaFran and the round-headed guy was Ollie. (Also, my drunk uncle always thought that Tommy Leonetti was a trio.)

But don’t neglect the work-horse, “Trade her? I don’t even know her.”

Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd, we get the damn rosebud reminder in the left-hand corner. Mark, I’ll never look at a rose the same way again. But Happy Thanksgiving!

My present MIL, 10 seconds after we’d met (I owned a Rottweiler at the time): “Hmph. All Rottweilers should be put down, as should their owners.” Me: “So. You really want to murder the woman your damn son’s in love with? Really?” We were fine after that.

Lots of times Mr. Murray_Present exits the front door and exclaims, “Boy, it’s nice out!” but I don’t think he’s ever had any intention of leaving it out.

This was popular when I was a junior in high school! Talk about the right song at the right time..

No, you’ve never mentioned it and I’m glad you took the time today! “Don’tBeSuchABoobPunchTina” has the same effect on me.

I blame disco.

For some reason, that “...or from Pakistan” made me LOL. I’m still giggling unattractively and making noises like one might at a funeral where everyone’s supposed to be somber.

Every day, you rise in my estimation.

“The douchebag Gotterdammerung.”

I had that phrase left out of my ceremony with Mr. Murray_Present because I knew, if I heard it, I’d feel an almost irresistible need to say, “...and this time I really mean it.”