This could well be the pushiest thing I’ve done since I mistakenly kicked Mary Hannon (instead of Georgia Fleenor) in the shin during a pep rally back in high school in 1962:

Oh, I hope you didn’t think I meant that we put our Swiss in day care because she wasn’t behaving! It was just that none of the family was going to be around for that week and I figured that socialization never hurt. I’m actually a Rottie person but am teetering!

I think she looks like a damn idiot.

This may be the best day of your life; you just might not realize it for a while.

We’ll thank you to keep Peyton out of this. Sincerely, Colorado

I thought she looks exhausted. And sick. So that’d be sick & tired, I guess.

I honestly feel as if I’m going to be muttering “WtF?” until the Elie Saab collection finally appears.

“Seductive as patent leather?”

LOL — I just keep hoping it’ll finally be something terrible!

Yeah, but in this case, the collateral damage is abusive, I think. Just the lowest of the low.

An added benefit to this is that the other dogs in day care will give your pup an excellent education on how to be a well-behaved pup (even given the “high energy”) and will basically take over a good 75% of training for you. We had to put our GSMD into day care for about a week and it absolutely transformed her. They…

Good grief, that’s not even a respectable start.

Of course not.

“...that blowjobs or handjobs or whatever aren’t sex... “

I’m just basic as hell: I didn’t necessarily want a big diamond, I just wanted someone who could afford one.

Gah! I just want to slap that smug, self-satisfied face off.

Elie Saab is my favorite designer (Balmain, too) and I would hate it if that Rancic woman got to wear him. I should feel petty but I don’t.

Mr. Murray & I met online 17 years ago, celebrated our 16th wedding anniversary yesterday and neither one of us had any doubts ever that we did the right thing. You know...sometimes Life is an adventure and you never can be absolutely sure of what’s going to happen but oftentimes the uncertainty just doesn’t matter!

I’ve been the family Turkey Dinner Person for years & years and always just baste the crap out of my turkeys. I hand-rub them first with margarine & salt, toss 3-4 sticks of butter in the pan and baste every 20 minutes rather than making the foil tent. It’s sort of a pain but well-worth the trouble; the skin is…

It seems that the young ‘uns are becoming monosyllabic.