When I was living in town (Denver), somebody broke in & stole 2 packages of frozen halibut. Nothing else, just my halibut.

I had impure thoughts about Gerard Butler until Brandi Glanville revealed that she boned him. That’s a big bucket of ice water right there. :-(

And I don’t think her brain is ever going to catch up.

Yes! Personal opinion is one thing, but start telling me what to do or what to like...I get the yips. Clover Hope DEMANDING that I listen to a song damn near killed me.

I wouldn’t accessorize it with anything but a good pair of earrings.

Three heah!

I think it’s safe to say that I have no clue what most of these tweets mean. And I really wish Cher would stop with the all-caps; I’m kind of embarrassed for her. Good enthusiasm though, girl!

Hell, even if there isn’t more to this story, I still say, “Fuck Julia Roberts.”

As a resident of close-to-South-Park, CO, I couldn’t agree more, especially regarding SoCal. I went from Colorado to SoCal, which is exactly why I’m back in Colorado now. I love NYC, though.

A question for the ages, it seems. I want her to go away so badly!

Wow...your poor brother :-( I can’t imagine that anyone could come out of something like that in a good place. Hope he’s well.

“A little bit of cocaine...” are words that just don’t seem to belong in the same sentence.

I enjoy Jez a lot, primarily because of the comment section. It’s kind of like how I feel about the “news:” I get/got all the information I ever needed to know from Jon Stewart; similarly, while I fully understand that so many things addressed by Jez staffers are 1) wrong; 2) inadequately researched; 3) sanctimonious…

“...it avoided being sanctimonious, something we can’t say for a large majority of the internet...”

OK, I’ve stared at this for way too long. Am off to learn as much as I can stomach about The Pink Sea Cucumber!

It looks like a peen. Is that really her tongue? If so, it needs to stay hidden, which should’ve happened quite some time ago. Gawd, she’s an idiot.

JesusHchrist.

What hip? ;-p

Murray_Present riding to the defense of poor, helpless randilyn: She has a crap neck and a back that’s crafted together with Elmer’s glue and paper clips and some barbed wire in there somewhere, too. She’s not uncoordinated, she’s just crippled-up!

Hey! Are you hopelessly hopped-up on drugs this afternoon? I hope so because your neck-and-back situation (especially the barbed wire part) makes me wince.