That’s a very good point. So I don’t think I’ll clean the house; I’ll just sit here and refresh Jez every 20 seconds. That was close.

I’m getting buzzed on Vicodin and cleaning the crap (not literal crap, geez) out of my house today. Can Uma say the same? NO!

You just know there’s blow under those nails, right?

Nah. Old Person stuff. “Bad hip” is my ailment of choice lately. I can take a couple Vicodin & come over and paint your house if you’d like. Lord, I get a lot of stuff done when the ship comes in. ;-p

Dearfuckingjesus, I’m glad you came back.

Tomorrow I will be on painkillers with randilyn, in spirit at least. Whoo-hoo!

Fuck Kinja, there’s always Netflix. Re-group and post another day!

You were/are far, far too tasty to lose.

I am a recovering catholic so cannot really get behind this (or any) damn pope, but the idea of a pope throwing shade is a concept that I find very satisfying.

We had a birch tree in our side yard; I’d climb that perfect tree and stay up there for hours, just keeping an eye on everything. No one ever thought to look up & it was great.

The dog’s looking terrific, though.

Aw...and Suzanne Pleshette as The Beave. :-(

I know for a cold fact that the item about Kimye isn’t true because no one within 50 miles of any of those people would ever be able to use the word “vitriolic” in a sentence, much less spell it.

I’m almost 70 and love that song a lot more than a 70-year-old woman should.

Goddamnittohell, no dogs dying today! PLEASE, no dogs dying. :-(

And he’s very clean, in’nt he?

I’m with you. I was gung-ho Rolling Stone in The Early Years and all-in Vanity Fair for the past 30, but I finally had to cancel my subscription to RS the second time they put Courtney Love on the cover; now, VF’s days are numbered.

That shot of Kylie & Tyga? It looks as if she’s a babysitter who got stuck taking the neighbor’s kid to the movies.

That makes sense. You’d think that driving might take the sheen off Minecraft, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

Oh! Can you assure me that this Minecraft thing WILL ever be over? My 8-year-old grandson is besotted, has been for what seems like years, and the 4-year-old started up last year. Will this never end? (I am kind of fond of the pigs, though.)