“Dance with the One That Brought You” and “Party” (the Billy Currington one, not the Mark McGrath one). I think she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, followed closely by Janelle Monae.

Oh...and we get a bonus of Brain Krakow! (See what I did there?)

That “tennis player named Desi” was Desi Arnaz, Jr., son of Lucille Ball and what’s-his-name.

Perhaps Clover should demand that we watch it. That’s worked so well for her before.

Jaysus, you’ve been on fire lately!

You and me both. I could be had for considerably less than $1 million, as my needs are modest and one session of the drugs would probably kill me.

Thank you.

You. :-)

That stuff is some kind of miracle drug, that’s for sure.

Just don’t hire La Nicks as lead singer!

Ha! Seems that you and BenjaminS and I have formed a Perfect Circle of Unreasonable Distaste! I hate having to explain my irrational contempt. :-)

This is a fascinating undertaking that demands tequila shots!

I love this! And I have such distaste for La Nicks that, if it’s allowed, she can take my Male Nemesis Star place as well. I like it!

I don’t know, she just pisses me off! I do think that South Park episode solidified it for me, though. She does sound like a goat.

Just a personal thing I have with/about her. She’s been on my list forever for no reason that I could explain adequately. She’s just One of Those People to me.

As a Broncos fan, I strongly and smugly agree.

And who uses purple duct tape besides Prince and the Vikings?

Well, somebody has told this woman that she’s a special snowflake far more than is ever warranted, that’s for sure. Gah.

OK, this made me snort. It would make perfect sense, wouldn’t it?

In my grumpy old age, it seems to me that she & Stevie Nicks are the two women who perfectly personify “insufferable.” Khloe’s pushing it also.