I realize it’s all relative, but I’ve always thought Shay was the closest to normal any of those idiots will ever get.

She probably gave him the money, too.

These people are very possibly the worst people on TV; I’m telling you, taken as a group, they may well be worse than the Kardashians.

Ohmyholyjesusgod, I hate that woman. You know how some people who are batshit crazy/inappropriate/full of themselves in their early 20s but you know that somehow they’re going to turn out just fine? Stassi Schroeder is for sure not one of them. She just gets worse and worse and worse.

Frankly, I find that works for almost everything in life (mine, anyway). My aunt used to say, “I like it if it’s alright with me” and I believe this applies here.

I love that first quote; he’s got destruction in there, the freezer, kung fu. I think most men are adorable when they try to describe what we do (as long as they’re not being nasty). Sometimes Mr. Murray_Present looks at me for a long time, trying to gather his thoughts, then just walks away. We are so mysterious to…

“Once she talks it will be easier?????????” Goodgod, when my daughter hit 15, had I thought it would’ve helped, I’d have prayed for her to be struck dumb. One day after a particularly harrowing couple of hours, I said to her, “_______, you’re breakin’ my heart,” and she snapped back, “You don’t have one.” With a…

Way back in the day, the only thing a complex migraine got me was a hefty injection of Demerol; I’d like to say it was worth it, but it wasn’t.

And began each phrase with “I mean...” and ending with “...you know?”

That’s the part I don’t get. If what she described happened as she stated, what could be the reason for taking it down? The truth doesn’t require back-pedaling, second-guessing or deleting. If it happened and she was pissed about it, keep it out there! (Also, a healthy dose of thought should go into the whole thing…

Hmmm. But we can also be the best. Generalizations suck.

“...a passive personality?” “...a passive personality???” Oh, fuck you, Cosby.

Agree 100%. Plus he’s an Only Child, so he was brought up with all the attention and thrown into The Family from Hell where everyone actively challenges everyone else for attention all the time. I just now realized that I seem to know more than I’d like about these people.

“...(love)...has nothing to do with this.”

Seems that some of these Jez writers who haven’t been here since the beginning like to get a bit mouthy every now and then. It’s very off-putting, but I was an asshole when I was younger, too. I’m not perfect now, but I’m sure as shit not as bad as I used to be.

I just realized: The two sports I know absolutely the least about are soccer and hockey. This is a very, very clueless evening up here close to South Park, Colorado, but who cares? GO, USA!!!

If you put it that way, the only thing I now know about soccer is, oddly enough, “hat trick.”

Between now and the Moderation part, may I suggest about the only thing that ever took the edge off the hangover? A Monte Cristo, fries and a huge Coke. I don’t think Gatorade had even been invented back when I was going at it hard.

Ohhhhhhhhh, the pain!

Well, to give her the benefit of the doubt, we always slid the mirrors to our laps when a camera came out.