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Not all heroes wear capes.

There you go with reasonable facts and data to refute a story. Take your star. Still, this sure explains how so many people are driving around in $60k trucks. 

And if you cant find a gas station, itll also run on krill!

1st. Gear: The Kia Telluride frenzy has gotten completely out of hand. It’s like people are excited about them solely because people are excited about them.

I can’t blame someone for putting off maintenance if even a single step involves clicking through a slideshow

You messing with us Rob? This rolling catnip even has tartan seats.

Same people. Same jokes. Same situations. I think I’m finally over it.

You are out of touch.

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan Press…

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Wait. Why do drivers love and hate racing KOH? Where’s the rest of the article?

You say that like it’s a bad thing. Vans are awesome. Oh, and sorry about your penis.

Spicy.

You are on the wroooooooong web site.

This is some 1%’er bullshit and I’m ashamed of you.

Driving around in a fucking Maybach, Trim-shaming someone’s V6 Camaro and cheering when they are shut-down by the man while chasing their dreams of speed?

I hardly think you can compare a Subaru and an Audi. You can also buy a new Mitsubishi Mirage for less than the cost of a new Audi S3, but that doesn’t actually mean anything.

The sheriff’s report said that no human remains were found near the vehicle, however, as the only bones they found close to it were those of a deer.

Gonna add one more, the Mitsubishi Delica to replace the 2 door Montero when I have kids. These things are beast as they are built off the same platform, and there are a ton of imports if you look in the right place. 10k is a little steep though, and that is what most examples are selling for, minimum.

At my kids’ school someone drives an absolutely mint one in this exact color, with like 174k on it, and I mean it is flawless looking. I would even rock the beige.