It was 1990, and my family’s edict of not driving until I took Driver’s ed in high school had just finally came to fruition. I was sitting in the front seat, instructor at my side, in a bitchin Chevy Lumina that may as well have been Apollo’s chariot. In the back seat? My former best friend and Sara. Sara was…

lol’ed at the reporter at the end of the video repeatedly calling it a “dodger”

Whooosh!!!!

Cue Wayne Carini: “I’ll put it up for auction just like it is! I might even enter it in the preservation class at Pebble Beach first.”

What salesman worth their name does not try and upsell?

Uber’s business model requires a constant influx of drivers, so it’s taken to investing in controversial leasing programs. But those options haven’t come without controversy.

Headifold in German is “Kopfbrecher.” I think that could work.

Or we we all have super rad engine swapped rides dog

Circa 1998.

Enh, if we killed everyone who did something stupid before their 21st birthday, the human race would certainly be poorer for it. Part of the maturation process is learning from mistakes. I’d rather go after powerful adults who act out of greed, malice and indifference than literally neurologically unfinished kids…

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

That explains why you are not a professional, and also why nobody gives a shit about what an insurance adjuster drives.

Read that as “when/if my wife finally dies”. haha, but that is a great plan. You can get them for super cheap, I found a few in good condtion around me in baltimore for like $3-4k and they had decently low (sub 100k) miles.

Not for the door, dipshit, for the column lock.

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

Yep, the Wrangler is due for a topple. They have painted themselves into a corner with that thing. Yep, they went four door and hard top, because that’s what people want - but the only way the Wrangler makes sense these days is by offering tons of off-road chops hardly anyone uses. If you look back at the history of…

Why is that so sexy? I don’t understand these odd urges I’m getting.