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When people say they want to “Make America Great Again” the era of this car is what they mean.

Any time a used car seller tells you "it's just...," assume the worst.

Do you mean qualitatively better? In that case the answer is no, manuals do not improve performance.

Some of the ugliest cars on the road, only beaten by the uglier Sport Utility Coupeovers that need to die in the deepest pits of hell!

BMW GTs (3 series, 5 series).  So stupid, and I’ve yet to see someone driving one that needs the extra 2 feet of headroom.

The LS1's with an auto are substantially cheaper and less desirable.  He could have done us all a favor and killed one of those.

Seems particularly appropriate for this pile:

It’s one thing to take a joke car like the SSR and do this to it, but why’d it have to be a 6-liter with a stick? 

*Sees price

If getting over myself means not making fun of closed minded bigots, I’ll be happy to stay just the way I am.

Colorblindness is actually a disability.

It makes it dangerous to drive, and means that you’ll never get to work as an electrician.

Also WE DON’T LIVE IN A COLOR BLIND WORLD

We live in a racist country and people are treated differently based on race

Imagine if this guy was Black, or Latino, or God help us an Arab or

I’ll use this space to point out that in many places, the police don’t even have to charge you with a crime for asset forfeiture to occur. They really can pull you over, make some vague, baseless accusations about you being a criminal, and then take your things. They don’t have to even file charges, since that

I had to do my googles on this guy and holy shit how have I not heard of him?

Ah yes, the younger crowd, the ones who could just about afford a used C5. Yes, this will surely be a smashing sales success!

Still one of my favorite things ever posted on Deadspin. From the 2014 WYTS:

Ben McAdoo looks like the guy who watches his ex-wife’s kids while she out on a date with Jeff Fisher.

Ben McAdoo looks like the guy who claims to be a cop and has Blue Lives Matter stickers on his car, but is actually a security guard who failed the police academy physical because he can’t run a mile.

Ben McAdoo makes Eric Fucking Trump look athletic and handsome.

Dude I’m 49 and have been riding since I was 16. Last bike was a 1969 BSA A65 fully rebuilt by me.

I’m sure I will be in the minority, but the Pan America “adventure” bike looks pretty cool. I imagine it will do relatively well as most GS bikes are just used for highway commuting (while seeing the occasional fire road).