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Wrong engine, right gearbox, right price. NP

1988 Honda Civic. Bought it during my first year in the Air Force from a pizza joint (yeah, it started life delivering pizzas but that wouldn’t be the last time it did). It had 43k on it when I bought it in 1990. I was stationed in the San Joaquin Valley and would drive home to LA just about every weekend, 300 miles,

If dude didn’t die or paralyze himself I look forward to seeing this on the Bills 2020 entry on Why Your Team Sucks. 

Nipples out”?

I hate people who don’t put their tops down on 70-80 degree, low humidity days.

Pretty much the same here in Georgia. Swamp-ass hot in the middle of the day, not really what I consider top down weather.

True. Just listened to an episode of Spectacular Failures about Trump’s casino follies. 

Bias aside (and I’ll agree with you that there is some bias) few trust that Cheetolini has the wherewithal and IQ to deal with this complex issue. Strutting in and throwing your weight around like a bull in a china shop (no pun intended) may have worked back in NJ building your shitty casinos but getting better trade

With the exception of the Ducati those would be my spot-on choices with preference going to the Yamaha. Road an XSR and FZ-09 back-to-back. Liked them both very much but would have copped an XSR for the aesthetics. But I went with a used ‘05 FJR1300 instead. My wife said I looked like a bear riding a bike on the FZ-09.

This is THE most Georgia sports way to lose.

“What Your Tax Refund Look Like This Year”

Fair points. But I still want to banish you all to the Phantom Zone.

Nothing. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

Only came here looking for Maximum Overdrive reference. Leaving satisfied. A star for you!

Well, at least we know what picture Drew will use for the Bills in 2019’s WYTS. 

There are some joyless, miserable, crotchety sonsabitches in this thread. Sunroofs are no different than cruise control, rear window defrosters or power seats. Just something that makes life a little easier and worth living to some. Don’t like them because they eat into the limited headroom and you’re tall? I get it.

(slow money)>(no money)
(four rubber wheels)>(two rubber heels)

Please, oh please, let this be the beginning of the end for the nonsensical MK-whatever naming scheme. I’ve never been opposed to alphanumerical designations but the MK-thing always bugged me. Also I wanted it to be pronounced “mark” instead of “MK”, something I doubt would have caught on.
Navigator and Aviator, as

And some of us want black folks to disarm because “guns are bad”
Yeah, nah.

2008 BMW X3
My wife, God bless her, had been pining for an X3 for a long time. More than a few years before we actually bought a certified pre-owned one I drove a 2006 model.
It drove like hell.
It felt as hard as a ‘96 Ford Explorer and just didn’t live up to what I then thought a BMW should be. She didn’t give a shit.