This is kind of amazing. I’ve never heard of somebody pissed off at the Grand Canyon before. Like, you’re offended by it. I love it.

“Vince, what do they call those in France?”

As this is from the pre-getting-their-shit-together era of Subaru, I’ll pass at any price.

Don’t think of pickups as “work vehicles” rather think of them as a continuation of body-on-frame sedans from the 50’s and 60’s. Think about it: rear-wheel-drive, V8, body-on-frame, tall roof, bench seating, numb and detached steering, high hip point, etc etc.

I know you’re just trying to prove a point, but it’s interesting that the only one breaking the law is behind the wheel of a police car.

I really doubt crossing the border with a truck full of shit is an easy thing to do.

I think it has been well documented that there is nothing that can’t be improved by sticking a bloody big pushrod V8 in it. Do you recall Clarkson’s V8-powered blender? It was better, right?

Being this is Jalop, I would say he needs a windowless Econoline to complete the look.

He does sound like an asshole, but great story.

-Entertains older rich women for money

They also turn traction control off because it kills the fun and I can totally handle it, I’ve driven this car so many times in Gran Turismo!

And we all know how Ford feels (felt?) about Jews...

This is what a video of “shit that people were ironically wrong about in the 80’s” highlights:

Geez, I so wish that when he opened the trunk there was someone tied up inside instead of golf clubs.

And her cousins, Denise and Denephew.

Would have been a lot easier if they’d had a boy.

No title. No sale.

The owner says he has an offer already at $3700. He should grab that before the buyer sobers up. CP all day long.