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I smell united airlines​ PR department at work

Oh, good idea! Let me just get a job at Jalopnik and start doing that. Or they could have just not fired Sean Macdonald and kept a good moto journalist on staff. Because Lanesplitter right now is shit. It has been since Sean stopped working here.

Naw, they’ll probably be shipped off to countries without strict environmental regulations, like North Korea, China and just recently, The United States.

Had one for about a year, actually. Thanks for playing.

LOL

Grow up: Stop spending money on low-quality status symbols to impress people you don’t know or like, and buy a fucking Honda/Toyota like a normal person.

Because today is St.Patrick’s day?

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

Ireland and Northern Ireland are not the same thing. Putting up a car built in Northern Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day could even be considered offensive to some.

Dad, stop.

You’ve never been in a program car...

Save the manual drivers.

Dashcams are like winter tires. Everyone is like, “Yeah, it would be nice to have, but I don’t need it.”

Then you get one, and you will NEVER drive without one ever again.

Dashcams are like winter tires. Everyone is like, “Yeah, it would be nice to have, but I don’t need it.”

Then you get

I’d have gone for higher pressures no? He wasn’t traversing arctic sea-ice, so no reason for a larger footprint. You generally want a narrower tread to cut through the snow and slush and get down to what asphalt you can.

First, you have to realize that this is Jalopnik, and as such, I’d say it’s fair to assume that almost half of the posters who come here have never personally performed anything more strenuous than an oil change. Quite likely up to 2/3rds have never performed anything more complicated than an alternator replacement or

This is how you get shot.

You seem like the type of “mindset” that purposely misses the trashcan so that a Janitor can pick it up for you....

These just seem like dick moves now... When I turned my jetta in I felt sort of bad for the guy at the dealership because he keeps getting harassed and blamed by customers. The guy at the dealership probably had nothing to do with the scandal. Just turn in the car. It’s not that hard to act like an adult.

Need a comma between instruments and human bone, then I’ll approve.