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Came to the comments to make sure this guy was being appreciated, not leaving disappointed.

*shrug* Return the shoes.

You can always send them back.

The DNC did not “put us in this position” more people voted for Hillary Clinton in the primary and the general.

With all due respect for my fellow Democrats, She does need to run again in 2020. Why? The environment. She not only had brilliant ideas for the planet, she was the only one with any ideas at all. People really, really need to stop going on charm and instead, actually read the campaign websites. Clinton’s ideas could

New blood- how’s that working out?

Chris Hayes showed this photo last night and I have not stopped laughing at Cheetolini!

Other than the slogan “new blood,” why do we need new blood in the office? Hillary has experience, she’s measured, brilliant, understands policy backwards and forwards. New blood got us Trump.  

Pi Day party. Yes. I see how you just cannot help but shop for...the Pi Day party. Goddammit, we’re doomed. Immigrant busboys are striking during their strike and we can’t expect our own to not shop for a day because of a Pi Day Party.

Let’s be honest. You don’t HAVE to shop tomorrow. It’s just inconvenient for you not to.

I think the takeaway there is that, in these last days of her life, as she looks back at what brought her happiness, those flaws have kind of fallen away for her. She probably doesn’t care to make room for those things in her mind anymore.

i mean, are you trying to date this man? why do you care whether he sounds too perfect or not?

what? no.

“I know that’s the only way she’d ever get on camera at the Oscars, but that’s no reason to punish us”

Slightly OT, but I love when my fb friends who own a small business list their occupation as “CEO”. No, your independent record label that is literally just you and your graphic designer buddy does not have a Board of Directors and you are not a CEO. Owner, Founder, sure. I’ll even accept “President” if that makes

That map is completely bullshit.

It is almost infinitely more likely that the west coast or northeast would successfully secede than that map would ever come to fruition. Tennessee in the EU? Uh, sure buddy.

She had a private email server and the DNC was mean to Bernie so Trump it was because we’ll rebuild from the ashes or some shit.

A “family source” told Us Weekly that Melania Trump is “unhappy with how her life ended up” and “miserable.”