I am like the perfect customer. Rarely if ever return anything. I’m from the school of “you bought it you keep it” mindset.

Did you know he was an early investor in Uber? He never talks about it, so I wasn’t sure.

As long as OLeary’s contract is long enough that he never again gets a whim to dabble in our politics, they could have Charlie Sheen on for all I care.

Barbara is the shit. Give her her own spinoff (bring Mark, too) and then leave the rest of these assholes to do what they’re gonna do. I used to like Robert but he’s turned into a bigger douche as time has gone by.

Chris Sacca is a fucking dickbag who makes Mr. Wonderful look like Mother Teresa. And I am furious about this Bethenny casting. She is not a likable person. I do not wish her well. Being that no one watched her talk show and it was summarily cancelled, wasn’t that enough evidence that people find her to be incredibly…

In Bethanny’s DREAMS!

He seriously had to mention it every five minutes.

Maybe Bethany Frankel will be lowered into an actual tank filled with sharks?

I’d watch that.

I know!!! Did you see the episodes with this jerkoff?!?

I’m sorry, how did ARod make the short list? Does he have a business portfolio outside of “baseball superstar”? Or is there some other, actual entrepreneur, named Alex Rodriguez?

Chris “I was an early Uber investor” Sacca was worse than Ashton for me. All the douchebaggery of Ashton without any of the charm.

Bethenny will speak too much in her grating voice, crack a joke that isn’t at all funny, laugh hysterically, act defensive, and incessantly name-drop her Skinnygirl® line.

I know, right?

How about discombobulating employees of congress critters by following the congress critter who refuses to talk, standing in front of the car in a driveway, yelling, and hitting the car with her bare hand? Is that worse?

If she actually had tried to run them off the road, sure. Instead, she’s getting charged with “felony reckless endangerment” for . . . following his car, blocking him in a driveway, yelling, and hitting the car window with her fists.

Okay, where does it say she actually tried to run him off the road instead of following him to express her opinion when he stopped his car because he wouldn’t engage with her on campus?

The good news is that, had he sustained injuries, he would still have top notch health insurance to ease the financial burden as he recovered ...?

What she did was shitty, but I do hope it gets him to thinking about how your health can change in an instant and sometimes that instant has nothing to do with how you’ve…

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

The kind of physical trauma that women commonly go through during pregnancy and chidlbirth straight up gives me the heebie-jeebies to think about. Women destroy their bodies to create new human beings and then we’re still considered the “weaker” sex? It just tops off the contradictory, idiotic shit sandwich of being a…

Can I just say, I looooved the huge mesh panties they gave me at the hospital? I actually had a nurse bring me extras to take home and wore them for like 6 weeks. IT’S LIKE WEARING AIR! Mine weren’t really ‘mesh’, more like a super thin stretchy kinda gauze? Whatever they were, I would totally wear them again if they…