Man, of all the times to get drunk and drive the wrong way down a highway, I had to pick then! I mean, he, he had to pick then! *hic*

Trump would already be framing this as a ‘third attempt’ on his life by some crazed democrat from Commiefornia.  

How embarrassing for you.

“The last thing I would do is trust a computer program,” Elon Musk at a town hall hosted at a high school outside Philadelphia

It’s funny that anybody thought they needed to inject chips in vaccines to keep track of us when we all voluntarily carry a tracking device with us already.

When in the history of the internet was Jalopnik ever a straight news site? 

burner cells if needed, purchased with cash, paper maps, drive a car made before GPS. My best friend & I got into a huge argument about this. As we are both men, I kept trying to get through his head that he cannot have a child. It is not his body, his decision, and he has no dog in this fight. Neither should your…

Clippy ~ “It looks like you’re trying to get an abortion. Would you like help turning yourself in to the police?”

Fellas. Do you think that the folks pushing this level of surveillance on sexual autonomy are going to top with just “who cares its just women I’m not a woman whatever”?

Trump would be too busy having his diaper changed to do it. However all the little fascists propping him up? Yeah, they would do it in less than a heartbeat.

Love the derp in Pending comments (not gonna be the one to legitimize his stupid comment by bringing it out of the grey) that thinks Trump wouldn’t be the one to use this system to prosecute women seeking abortions.

I have two GrandPas and two step GrandPas that fought against Facism in WWII. I’m not giving Trump the time of fuckin’ day beyond a boot in the ass. 

Can’t wait to hear them squeal when everything doubles in price and their employers start the layoffs. 

I can just see dealers telling financially illiterate customers “take the higher interest rate (and longer loan term) so you’ll get a bigger tax benefit”

MAGAs think tariffs come out of the exporting nation’s pockets. Of course, Trump and the RWNJ media refuse to tell them how tariffs really work.

A convicted felon / adjudicated rapist / 6-time-bankupt ‘businessman’ / seditionist / early-stage-dementia-patient / etc. has some thoughts...

Fucking MAGAts are the only ones ruining America.

Yep.  Also, he clearly has no clue how tariffs work.  Not that he cares.  His tariff plan, if actually enacted, would be catastrophic, but it doesn’t even crack the top 20 of terrible things coming with another Trump presidency.

it’s been encouraging that much of the readership here is not part of the Bro-sphere Trump ball lickers.
We can all have differences on policies and how we want ourselves to be governed. But that grease turd is different and cannot be in office again. Nor his cronies.

tRump is a nazi loving POS. Nothing he says about cars or anything else really matters. FUCK him and his idiot deplorables.