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Ms. Phenix broke multiple terms and conditions and signed a non-disclosure agreement.

As my grandpappy used to say... “if you want to know how much God values money, just look at who he gives it to.”

I bought a $4200 Canali suit to replace my old, worn out $200 Men’s Warehouse special, and everyone thinks I’m still wearing the old suit! How awesome is that ?!?

Do you value comfort, quiet, fuel economy, or speed when road tripping?

Yep, that was all the evidence I needed to confirm that the OP is just a really shitty driver. When bringing your car to a halt involves a “jolt”, you’re doing it wrong.

I’m no sociologist, but I think people engage in these activities because they think the odds are low of getting caught, or they don’t fear the repercussions if they *do* get caught (or both).

Would I be wrong to think that if this had happened in the US, those cops would have lit that guy up the second he tried to drive over their cars? Like, multiple mag-dumps into the front of that Bronco?

And they have mexican coke, to boot.

stopped at a deserted intersection at a red light that just won’t change... What’s left to do?

Yeah, a lot of these are stupid now. Although I do like having something like what Audi calls “Comfort” and “Dynamic” to choose from, since they actually stiffen/soften the suspension, raise/lower the steering resistance and adjust the ride height. Any and all other “modes” will be supplied by my behaviour. There’s

I bought a 1970 AMC Gremlin in the late 80's for $50 (I believe I have written about it here before in another context). A friend from university had graduated and was leaving town and just wanted to be rid of it, and he offered it to me for $50. I had no interest in it or use for it, and it was ugly as hell, but who

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I’m thinking it went down something like this:

Well, I certainly hope so. I would hate to see any of that tongue in cheek seriousness I keep hearing about.

That would indicate that the Lambo was stolen and rebirthed with a forged (interfered with) VIN (unique identifier). It seems funny that only that charge is reported, since it sounds like he’d been up to all kinds of shenanigans.

I feel like I would be too scared to fancy up the exterior before finishing all the mechanicals (let’s pretend that’s something that can actually happen). That thing looks beautiful; are you at all worried about continuing to wrench on it?

My 2005 Acura has that. My 2017 Audi will also close all the windows and sunroof when the lock button is held down. That was a nice addition.

My wife’s A4 will tell you when pressure is low, but what is that pressure? Check that manually.

I wish I had rims that made it that easy to mount the new wheel and align the lug bolt holes. I worry that some poor bastard who watched this video is going to try to change a tire without using an alignment pin, and discover that it’s like wrestling an angry alligator.

The smell thing is nothing new for Audi. They’ve been doing it for 40 years, and (based on my experience) they are really good at it.