In Canada, we have a very broad definition of breaking and entering. You don’t actually have to actually break anything, and you don’t even have to fully enter. For example, if you trick someone into letting you into their house, you can be charged with breaking and entering, because you wouldn’t have “lawful…

Yep. This election was clearly rigged!

Holy shit, that quoted bit is a real...thing. I wonder whether anthropologists of the future (if we get to have such a thing) will think sentences like that are just Mad Libs created by children.

Clay Davis enters the chat to say he has no idea what all the fuss is about.

My first crush. The delightful Penelope “Pretty Penny” Pitstop. She really had it all.

Dastardly and Muttley! (Now I feel compelled to search up some pics of Penelope Pitstop.)

video of Gerard Pique

your need to hyper fixate...cry harder

Thank you for being a good, uncritical little consumer.

“it’s just a few, these eight, working with all the Democrats to ruin the reputation of the Republicans”

I was just asking myself the same thing: “Is this really how people dress for college football games in Arkansas?”

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

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I’m old enough to have upgraded to an Alpine cassette deck, before the detachable faceplate was invented. Back then the whole player slid into a docking bracket, and yes, it was easy to slide out. But to take it with you was a pain in the ass; it was too big to carry around easily. So I rarely took it out when parked…

The half baguette is almost certainly squirrels. I found a half loaf of bread under my hood once, in almost exactly the same spot as that baguette. On further inspection I also found dozens of chestnuts, heaps of grass, clumps of newspaper, and a string of wicker patio lights. Those bastards will stash anything and…

Maybe that’s why my marriage has been so successful (along with being very happy with every car I’ve bought). I don’t sign on the dotted line until I’m absolutely certain.

Is the issue here really “disappointing cars” though? When I saw the call for nominations, I thought “how does anyone end up buying a car that disappoints them so much?” I mean, if research is done and test drives are taken, how is it possible to be so disappointed? Then I thought “unless one happens to just get the…

It was 1982 before Canada abolished rape as an offence and replaced it with 3 levels of sexual assault. Prior to that, rape was an offence that 1) could only be perpetrated by a man upon a woman, 2) had to involve actual penetrative intercourse, and 3) could not be committed by a man upon his wife. The actual text…

You beat me to it, but I’ll go anyway.

It’s not even a violation, but for me it’s people who need to use their brakes on an open highway with virtually no traffic. In that situation, if you can’t sufficiently control your speed with just your right foot, you shouldn’t be allowed to operate that vehicle.