Found the 49ers fan.

It’s super weird to be this into a singer, full stop.

WTF is going on with Turner’s face in that header pic? I suppose I haven’t seen that many pictures of her, but there’s no way I ever could have guessed who that was.

Don’t you? (Don’t you?)

Best I was able to do was when I preened too much that time I dated Carly Simon.

I always wonder if this kind of thing is just two famous performers getting together to multiply their famousness and do some cross-marketing of their respective business lines. The Chiefs and the NFL will be loving this for bringing their business to the attention of the legions of Swift fans, and who knows, maybe TS…

Guys! Nobody is asking the most important question. I thought the Swiftiverse (or whatever such people call themselves) would have published treatises on this by now. Did our queen TS really yell “let’s fucking go!” when Kelce caught the TD pass?

Being Canadian, it looks extremely weird to me, too. When in the US, I’m always surprised by the variation in liquor laws among states. We were staying in an area near the Wisconsin-Minnesota border, and one side would be “booze is verboten!” in certain stores or at certain times, while two minutes away it was all…

They all have the $24 burger ($17+tax)

we had a discussion about where we are most vulnerable and potentially have a need defend ourselves. It was pumping gas and or stopping inside to pay

Yeah, I can never believe how people like this are so willing to announce to the world either “I am monumentally stupid” or “I am a fucking liar.” Because nobody will believe he paid $78 for a burger and fries. Those who spot the whisky component of his “meal” will still not believe it could add up to that. Maybe if…

I’ll take an earnest himbo any day of the week.

He certainly won’t be winning any grammar awards or spelling bees. But I’m not sure that necessarily makes him stupid. Wait, what’s that?

As a “tight end,” he is good at protecting his quarterback, Mr. Patrick Mahomes, during offensive plays.

We covered it in the earlier article. You’re just late to the party.

Yeah, I too was shaking my head at the traffic ripping through the crash scene. What looks to be a pickup come highballing through at 0:40 in the video, despite all the flashing lights, the lights in unusual places, and the debris field. There was more than one barely-conscious driver on the road that day.

So, is Ohio’s state government made up of monumentally stupid rubes, or is this just a scheme to funnel money to their friends (and to themselves through the inevitable kickbacks)?

For the uninitiated, Bubbles explains piss jugs:

I’m surprised the Hot Wheels Sizzlers didn’t make the list. They were a 1970s spin-off of regular HWs, but each car had a built-in motor and a rechargeable battery. They used the regular orange Hot Wheels track, but there were also special sets with U-Turns, multi-level spirals and loops to take advantage of the…