If the guillotine comes for the Altima, that’ll be a head scratcher.

Every article should have at least one major mistake to generate comments...

Just compounding the stroke-inducing rage at this utter bullshit is the fact that the people who make death threats and bomb threats, and actually kill people and actually bomb things are the ones who think he’s awesome - not the ones who see what a crooked, sick fuck he is.

anyone with access to a person’s cards — a roommate, an abusive partner, a pickpocket, or someone who purchased information from a data breach can track which subway stations they enter every day

When someone passes you on the road, what do you do? Do you mutter to yourself about those dang speed demons? Do you accusatorily gesture through your windshield? Or, do you follow that other driver to their home, block their car into their driveway, and pull a gun on them?

Yeah, the sleuthing here is not exactly of the highest standard.

OK, so everything works now for me. Perhaps this flurry of comments caught someone’s attention?

Oh, no! It’s this nightmare all over again:

Same here. Can’t star, can’t see pending, and the “load more comments” doesn’t work, so I can only see the first few. Can reply (obviously), but can’t access the formatting tools.

“Ángeles Béjar marched into a church Monday and said she wouldn’t eat until the “inhuman, bloodthirsty witch hunt which my son is being subjected to” ends.”

Thanks. (I clearly need to work on my reading comprehension.)

I’m confused by this bit:

You can’t really be that stupid, can you? Did you forget the /s?

Man, there’s still so many whiners in the comments that just can’t grasp basic truths. I can’t imagine why they still come here if they truly believe that “Jalopnik hates cars” or “Jalopnik hates car people” or “Jalopnik writers hate men”, or whatever else, for fuck’s sake.

“No one should ever throw any kind of object towards a vehicle, towards a highway, or towards a busy road

I’m still not over the whole “Pam thing” either, that bitch. Now, Cheryl, that tactical-abortion-haver, is a whole other story. But that’s for another day.

the BW Lesmes...came to a sudden stop after suffering a technical failure. At the same time, a strong current pulled the oil tanker Burri toward the stranded LNG tanker. The two ships then made light contact, which sent the Lesmes aground

Yeah you totally want your security guards giving their phone numbers out to a bunch of potentially underage girls on the job.

Well, I’m not so sure about that. Do you have any idea how easy it is to get your hands on a loaded gun in the US? Toddlers do it all the time, and they ain’t exactly criminal masterminds. Likewise, getting oneself to a major airport certainly does not require any great intellect or planning.

Can confirm the madness that is driving in the Dominican Republic. But what’s really remarkable is the chill demeanour maintained by the taxi and bus drivers there. I guess you can get used to anything eventually, but I was losing my shit in the back of a taxi in Puerto Plata. All the while the driver is singing…