Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Particularly in light of this part:

Now this is how you do NP/ND.

“It was about sending a message to the world,” Schiffer told local outlet KHOU. “Do not mess with Texas and do not mess with Texas women.”

I starred this just so everyone could see what a horrible person you are. Well done.

People should note that it’s not as simple as “does Maui want tourists to come? YES/NO.” While someone quoted a piece that says parts of Maui are open, there’s more to it:

Yep, Katy’s putting out a real Cruella de Vil vibe with the hair, clothes, and facial expression. The fact that she’s pulling on a Wimbledon mojito (or Pimm’s or whatever) really completes the look.

My favourite bits (tough to narrow down, there’s just so much batshit stuff):

the dog’s owner continued to its resort destination [emphasis added]

Sure, call out the person who points out the bad act rather than the bad actors themselves. You know what’s many orders of magnitude worse than writing something you find to be in poor taste? Killing people. It’s not DaSilva who needs to grow up.

His name is the correct French spelling of millipede.

Well, what did Portman expect? Dude is literally a worm.

the San Francisco Archdiocese announced on Friday that it’s “very likely” to file for bankruptcy, and is attributing its financial ruin to a recent onslaught of child sexual abuse lawsuits against its priests and other employees spanning decades..

His last name is actually Nelson, but I guess that error kind of underlines your point.

It’s all the Canadians trying to soothe the burn of the big Trudoire breakup.

What are you even doing on this site if you hate cars so much?

Red Light Camera’s don’t work in California since you have a right to face your accuser in court. All you have to do is show up and ask to face your accuser for a red light ticket and you get that dismissed since a Computer cannot make accusations, and someone reviewing footage did not actually see it in person.

The two brothers who founded VanMoof, Taco and Ties Carlier, reportedly sent an email to the company’s 700 employees thanking them.

Oh, Roger. I simply must introduce you to my friend Crystal. She’s a 25 year old grad student; I’m sure the two of you would really hit it off.

And “One piece at a time,” “Stick Shifts and Safety Belts,” and “Hot Rod Lincoln.” All songs with more likes and comments than most of those shown.

Are you actually trying to have an exchange with whatever this is? (If so, forget the druggy high finance crap. We need to hear more about Pam!)