Mrs. Muck will not be pleased with you. I haven’t thought about Fred in years, but this means he will be visiting again in the coming days, striking a few seductive poses and adjusting his rather elaborate network of trusses.

Mrs. Muck and I have a rule that we must stop and have something at any restaurant that has a prominent “EAT” sign. (Enough of them have gone the way of the dinosaur that we have found this to be a manageable rule in most of NA.)

I think you’re Rying!!!

Look, it’s the first honest thing Shitstain has posted (the last part of the sentence, anyway):

I’m surprised skim milk isn’t chosen more often. If I’m going to have to dump milk over myself on a hot day, I want as little fat in there as possible.

“Calm that shit down, y’all act like gentlemen when y’all in our presence.”

To the kids in the greys wailing that there’s “no evidence” Penny did this because Neely was black, I wonder what you would accept as evidence. By “no evidence”, do you mean the fact that Penny didn’t clearly state that that was his motivation as he choked a man to death? That he wasn’t wearing his “I hate black…

I’m thinking maybe she just ended up mixing her messages a bit here. We had the bit about the suitability of the trophy for stabbing the oppressors. Okay, good. Then, she gives a salute/battle cry to vajayjay-havers, using “up the vajayjay!” in the sense of “up the revolution!, while thrusting the trophy triumphantly…

“Humans have had it coming for a long time.” *slow, dismissive wanking gesture*

“old-school adventurers who make no apologies for who we are.”

He claims AM radio is the “backbone” of emergency broadcasts, conveniently forgetting that cell phones now provide this capability.

Is that header pic what Wilde wore to the wedding? Because I’m far less interested in the colour of the dress than I am in finding out why she has Nick Fury’s eyepatch strapped across her chest.

But showing a movie in its entirety in a class is a violation of the home use agreement that comes with every DVD/BluRay/VHS.

Jackson visited her on set and suggested skinny dipping one “beautiful moonlit night.” “I think it was because he knew he was going to die young, and I would talk about him being naked”

FEC rules say candidates can’t use campaign money to “fulfill any commitment, obligation, or expense of a person that would exist irrespective” of their running for or holding office

Got it. “Act out” in public enough times, and sooner or later you’re gonna get murdered. It’s just common sense. Nothing we can do about it; that’s just the kind of shithole country we’re running here.

I guess you could read more carefully. I said “Sure, there are still some places where driving is necessary and knowing how to drive is a valuable skill.” My comment is about all the people who live in places where you don’t need to drive a car everywhere.

People with mental health issues as significant as what Neely had aren’t just going to sit in their free house and not go out and do the things that led to the situation in the subway.

It’s a fear you have to get over

Nearly every parent forces their kids to do something almost every day. Eating vegetables, putting on clothes, going to school, going to bed, bathing, reading, homework, going to some group the kid signed up for...the list of things kids don’t want to do or are scared of is endless.