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Judging from surveys which indicate that less than 5 per cent of drivers and front seat passengers use shoulder belts

I can’t believe I’m commenting on a gala-fashions post, but...who the fuck does Pharrell think he is? Can you imagine if one of the women had shown up looking like this? The backlash would have been immediate and scathing. If this was a statement of contempt for the whole sickening idea of feting a purveyor of useless

This even made the news up here in Canada. I’m dying to know what one of those useless asshats in the back said that led the hero kid to have to repeat his instruction to call 911.

Yeah, the comments section on most of the posts are unusable.

“in front of me”

There was a total absence of vulnerability, humility, and most importantly any shred of evidence of actual human or emotional growth.

John Oliver did a brilliant job showing that KR couldn’t even destroy some cases of beer, at close range, with a fully automatic rifle.

I especially appreciated how she presented the “blood on your hands” statement:

Ford will recall the impacted models...

This just needs to be made into a separate sport, where the cars would all have bull bars. The yobs could get their kicks, all while freshening up the gene pool a bit. Win win.

Porsches and Miatas are fun cars to drive and many people would tell you that’s all that matters.

Was in another city visiting my sister, and she lends me her Porsche so I can get around while she’s at work. Of course, I’m totally paranoid and being extremely careful with it. I stop at a mall to pick up some things, and I park well away from the entrance in a deserted section of the lot to eliminate any chance of

I have seen virtually nothing of these two actors before, and have only heard of Sweeney because of all the coverage around the early days of Euphoria. But holy shit, that right-hand header pic is giving me divorced-dad’s-weekend-with-his-daughter vibes. Trying to picture them playing romantic partners is creeping me

I guess the fact that an experimental rocket failed isn’t that big a deal. What is a big deal is that I now have a new phrase to use when I destroy something. “No, honey, I most certainly did not ‘blow up’ your car. It merely experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly.”

Frank gave them a design drawing which he thought showed that the rink should be 30’ wide, but the napkin clearly said 30”, which what they built.

Every time I think “well, these fuckers couldn’t get any crazier” they come back and surprise me.

Good questions. However, the part about nothing being done in film and film not being available is incorrect. Film photography is having a remarkable resurgence now.

You got me good with Chris Pratt. Just as the “what the FU...” was leaving my lips, I scrolled far enough to see the text.

Um...yes? Perhaps it’s just my age, but I thought this was a widely-known thing. He’s won three Grammy awards for his music, and the first one was like, decades ago.

Is Grande really a judge on The Voice?