The only legal destinations are indoor or outdoor licensed ranges.

“You can use autonomy to limit tasks that are dangerous or boring”

You are not alone. All I could think was how much I wanted to sort that shit out properly.

Holy shit. For the first few, I was thinking “yeah, these don’t seem too accurate, do they? But I don’t know these players, so maybe they looked like that at some point?” Then I got to Janine Beckie (I’m Canadian and I follow our women’s team), and until my eyes moved to the right, I actually thought “I guess there’s…

Hey, if you want an actual “bootlicker” to take out your anger issues on, maybe start with this guy in the grays:

You should carry a copy of the Constitution in your car. Then when you get the “Do you have anything in the car I should know about?”, you can hand it to the cop and say “this, apparently.”

Credit where it’s due; it has been fixed.

I’m pretty sure these celebs were not hocking cryptocurrency, but hawking it.

https://jezebel.com/florida-legislators-want-to-ban-girls-from-talking-abou-1850243010

It may not be the most surprising result

All this did is make me convinced that she is taking Ozempic.

Yeah, I think that must apply to drivers in fatal crashes who had been drinking. I think my brain read it that way, because I was just focusing on the proportion of drunk drivers who have very high BACs.

Am I the only one who’s starting to get “Deep Thoughts, with Jack Handy” vibes off Crystal?

A federal analysis of traffic deaths in 2020 showed among drivers that were involved in fatal crashes, 84 percent had a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher

Also imagine how loud it would be to shoot a handgun inside a closed cabin of a car.

Only in America could the incompetent lunatic in the header gif be described as “perfectly reasonable.” Seriously, keep the words “perfectly reasonable” in mind and go look at it again.

the Travis Scott Air Jordan 1 Low OG “Olive” release date is currently expected on March 25th, 2023, with womens, PS [preschool] , and TD [toddler] sizes confirmed.

Bad storytelling is made worse with bad sentences and Paris is a minefield of try-hard metaphors (“The endless school day felt like being waterboarded with a vanilla milkshake”; “Time slipped out of joint, like a dislocated shoulder”; “People broke into that house like it was a Cadbury Crème Egg”)

Yep. I don’t know why they allow duplicate screen names like that; seems pretty obvious that it will be abused.

Awww...that’s so cute! A little “Z” for Zendaya.