Hey, if you want an actual “bootlicker” to take out your anger issues on, maybe start with this guy in the grays:

You should carry a copy of the Constitution in your car. Then when you get the “Do you have anything in the car I should know about?”, you can hand it to the cop and say “this, apparently.”

Credit where it’s due; it has been fixed.

I’m pretty sure these celebs were not hocking cryptocurrency, but hawking it.

https://jezebel.com/florida-legislators-want-to-ban-girls-from-talking-abou-1850243010

It may not be the most surprising result

All this did is make me convinced that she is taking Ozempic.

Yeah, I think that must apply to drivers in fatal crashes who had been drinking. I think my brain read it that way, because I was just focusing on the proportion of drunk drivers who have very high BACs.

Am I the only one who’s starting to get “Deep Thoughts, with Jack Handy” vibes off Crystal?

A federal analysis of traffic deaths in 2020 showed among drivers that were involved in fatal crashes, 84 percent had a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher

Also imagine how loud it would be to shoot a handgun inside a closed cabin of a car.

Only in America could the incompetent lunatic in the header gif be described as “perfectly reasonable.” Seriously, keep the words “perfectly reasonable” in mind and go look at it again.

the Travis Scott Air Jordan 1 Low OG “Olive” release date is currently expected on March 25th, 2023, with womens, PS [preschool] , and TD [toddler] sizes confirmed.

Bad storytelling is made worse with bad sentences and Paris is a minefield of try-hard metaphors (“The endless school day felt like being waterboarded with a vanilla milkshake”; “Time slipped out of joint, like a dislocated shoulder”; “People broke into that house like it was a Cadbury Crème Egg”)

Yep. I don’t know why they allow duplicate screen names like that; seems pretty obvious that it will be abused.

Awww...that’s so cute! A little “Z” for Zendaya.

Be aware that this is the fake dudebra troll account. This one here aspires to be a misogynist/fascist troll, but just comes off as an idiot. He sticks that sad condom comment on everything to do with abortion.

Coming from a military family, I take seriously my responsibility to deliver real results for AZ veterans. I’ll keep working side by side with partners like the @vfwhq to ensure our veterans and servicemembers can access the care and benefits they’ve earned.

Yeah, there is some truly wild shit about this idiot on those podcasts. For those who haven’t checked them out, this is an excerpt of him describing the moment of his birth:

A little more context on the Avril Lavigne thing from someone who was there. In my opinion, that woman was basically an attention-seeker dressed up (undressed up?) as a protestor. The tiny amount of effort she made referencing an Ontario provincial issue at an event in Edmonton, Alberta was a pretty odd choice.