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How dare you. I want you to know that Jimmy G spent his first four seasons as Tom Brady’s backup, so he was part of two Super Bowl-winning teams before being traded to the 49ers near the end of the 2017 season. Garoppolo brought them back from the dead, winning the five remaining games of the year for this team that

I swear it was supposed to mean “die by electricity”

MGK is claiming he was electrocuted

What’s so audacious about it?

I don’t know that anyone could have predicted this love journey might potentially end with her burning envelopes and posting Lemonade lyrics.

If this is a consideration for you, you shouldn’t be flying.

Need to clarify that the GM robot did not kill itself. It wasn’t fired, nor did it have to take crappy jobs. They might be GM, but they aren’t the kind of monsters who would kill a cute robot for a SB commercial.

Living and driving in many regions of Canada over my lifetime, many of them very remote and very northern, I have had plenty of seriously stressful driving experiences. But none of them stood out sufficiently to me to spur me to take the time to post one. Reading mr. choppers’ mother-in-law post, however, brought back

an outlet for every parking space

Gasoline engines fire up just fine at these [-20F] temperatures

I think everyone has the same question about this fit: How will she pee in it?

People race drones through obstacle courses as a “sport” these days, and there are now pro leagues. This man psycho could be employed in an executive position by such a league, but we can’t actually know for sure - the real takeaway here is how difficult it can be to handle compound modifiers. He might also be some

Have you ever played with a helium balloon and let it float off into the sky? Did you wonder where it might land, or if it might cause an international incident?

I lost the entire driver’s side windshield wiper assembly off my 1980 Celica Supra, at highway speed, in a driving rain storm, at night, while passing a semi on a single highway. So, there I was, courageously (yet cautiously) passing this truck, windshield wipers going full pelt, when I first hear, then see, my entire

It appears to be denim bib overalls, but with the legs split open, then re-sewn together at the back to turn the bottom part into a skirt (or the whole thing into a dress? I’m not sure on the terminology.) That contraption is then paired with a denim jacket, which may or may not be attached to the overalls. (I really

Men are not out there attacking women because they weren’t properly educated by women. They’re doing it because they’re psychopaths.

Why do we - all of us reading this stuff - keep allowing capitalism to be the dominant force

“Peltz, whom her dad describes as a “world-famous actress,”“

Well, maybe...but what about god turning on the living room lights?

I can’t believe it took so long for someone to get this up.